Portfolio roasts gallery
Legendary investors review real portfolios. Browse the latest roasts, then get one for yours.
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Roasted by Cathie Wood
4.5/10Cathie Wood's 4.5/10 Roast: Ditch the Emerging Market Index Trap
VWO · TSM · INDA · MELI
10 assets · 5.5% cash
Roasted by Nancy Pelosi
6.5/10Pelosi ocenia portfel na 6.5: Za dużo gotówki i brak Nvidii!
XNAS · AMZN · GOOGL · BRKB
12 assets · 22.8% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
4/10Druckenmiller o Twoim portfelu: Za dużo ETF-ów i tylko 4/10
V80A.DE · IWDA · ROS0530 · EDO0535
11 assets · 2.3% cash
Roasted by Cathie Wood
2/10Cathie Wood's 2/10 Roast of a Safe, Bond-Heavy All-Weather Portfolio
VT · TLT · VOO · US-TREASURY-10Y
8 assets · 3.8% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
5/10Druckenmiller ocenia portfel z XTB: 100% w Polsce to ryzyko i 5/10
XTB.WA · ASB · INPT · KRU
5 assets · 1.5% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
4.5/10Why Druckenmiller Thinks Your Euro-Heavy Quality Portfolio Is a 4.5/10
ASML.AS · MC.PA · SAP.DE · OR.PA
12 assets · 4.3% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3/10Why Druckenmiller Scored This Tech-Heavy 3/10 Portfolio a Disaster
QQQ · NVDA · MSFT · BTC-USD
14 assets · 4.2% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
4/10Buffett Slams This Clean Energy Portfolio: 4/10 Score and Tesla Risks
ICLN · NEE · ORSTED.CO · TSLA
14 assets · 3.6% cash
Roasted by Cathie Wood
8/10Cathie Wood Scores Your 8/10 Crypto and MicroStrategy Portfolio
BTC-USD · ETH-USD · MSTR · SOL-USD
10 assets · 3.3% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6.5/10Buffett’s 6.5 Score for Your Asia-Heavy Tech and TSMC Portfolio
2330.TW · 005930.KS · 0700.HK · BHP.AX
15 assets · 5.3% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
5/10Buffett Roasts This Healthcare-Heavy Portfolio and Its 93% Sector Bet
XLV · LLY · NOVO-B.CO · UNH
15 assets · 6.8% cash
Roasted by Cathie Wood
3/10Cathie Wood: Why Your 3/10 Omaha Moat Portfolio Risks Total Disruption
AAPL · AXP · KO · BAC
13 assets · 4.2% cash
Roasted by Cathie Wood
4.5/10Cathie Wood o Twoim portfelu: Za dużo gotówki i srebra, za mało wizji
LLY · V · XTB · MU
10 assets · 14.9% cash
Roasted by Cathie Wood
2/10Cathie Wood's Verdict: Your Safe 2/10 Portfolio Is Stuck in the 1990s
SCHD · VIG · AGG · JPM
11 assets · 3.9% cash
Roasted by Nancy Pelosi
5.5/10Nancy Pelosi o Twoim portfelu: Za dużo srebra, zero gotówki (5.5/10)
V · XTB · MU · LLY
9 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Nancy Pelosi
4/10Pelosi’s Portfolio Review: Stop Buying Gold and Fund Semiconductors
VTI · EUNL.DE · AGG · EEM
11 assets · 2.3% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
5/10Buffett's Verdict: Why Your Emerging Markets Portfolio Is a 5/10 Mess
VWO · EEM · INDA · TSM
12 assets · 5.5% cash
Roasted by Nancy Pelosi
6.5/10Pelosi’s Verdict: 6.5/10 Score for a Tech Portfolio Missing Chips
MSFT · RKLB · FKIQX · QQQ
28 assets · 6.2% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3/10Druckenmiller Warns: This 73% REIT and Utility Bet is a Macro Trap
PE-INFRASTRUCTURE · VNQ · PLD · O
13 assets · 3.7% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
4/10Druckenmiller Slams This Bond-Heavy 4/10 Portfolio for Hedging Too Much
VTI · BND · VXUS · TLT
9 assets · 6.2% cash
Roasted by Nancy Pelosi
8/10Pelosi Roasts This Portfolio: Tech Gains vs Dangerous Crypto Bloat
NVDA · BTC-USD · MSFT · AAPL
14 assets · 7.5% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6/10Buffett Critiques a 6/10 Green Energy Portfolio Drowning in ETFs
ICLN · NEE · LIT · TSLA
13 assets · 4.7% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3/10Druckenmiller Slams Your 86% Europe Exposure as a Macro Disaster
MC.PA · NOVO-B.CO · NESN.SW · EUNL.DE
12 assets · 3.8% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6.5/10Buffett Critiques a 95% Asia Tech Portfolio: High Moats, High Risk
2330.TW · 005930.KS · 0700.HK · 7203.T
15 assets · 4.9% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
5/10Buffett's Verdict: Your Healthcare Bet and GLP-1 Hype Gets a 5/10
LLY · NOVO-B.CO · UNH · JNJ
13 assets · 3.3% cash
Roasted by Nancy Pelosi
3.5/10Pelosi's Verdict: Cut the Crypto and Load Up on NVIDIA Semis
BTC-USD · ETH-USD · MSTR · SOL-USD
10 assets · 4.2% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6/10Buffett Roasts This Tech-Heavy Portfolio and its Crypto Rat Poison
MSFT · AAPL · NVDA · TSLA
15 assets · 6.2% cash
Roasted by Nancy Pelosi
3/10Pelosi Slams This 3/10 Portfolio for Missing Out on Tech Tailwinds
VTI · AGG · VXUS · TLT
11 assets · 10.8% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
5/10Buffett Roasts 81% Emerging Markets Bet and Bitcoin Speculation
EEM · TSM · INDA · MELI
13 assets · 8.9% cash
Roasted by Cathie Wood
2/10Cathie Wood Roasts Your 1995 Portfolio: Why Dividends Won't Save You
SCHD · AGG · LQD · TLT
14 assets · 5.2% cash
Roasted by Cathie Wood
2/10Cathie Wood Slams This 2/10 Real Estate and Utility Heavy Portfolio
PE-INFRASTRUCTURE · NEE · AMT · VNQ
12 assets · 3.7% cash
Roasted by Cathie Wood
8/10Why Cathie Wood Rates Your NVIDIA and Bitcoin Portfolio a Strong 8/10
NVDA · MSFT · BTC-USD · ASML.AS
12 assets · 2.6% cash
Roasted by Nancy Pelosi
4/10Pelosi Slams This 4/10 Green Portfolio for Ignoring American Tech
NEE · ICLN · TSLA · IBRDY
11 assets · 9.6% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
4/10Druckenmiller on the Duration Trap: Stop Being Mediocre with VTI and TLT
VTI · TLT · VXUS · AGG
10 assets · 5.8% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6.5/10Buffett Critique: Great Moats in Asia but a Dangerous Lack of Cash
2330.TW · 005930.KS · EWJ · BHP.AX
12 assets · 3.6% cash
Roasted by Cathie Wood
3/10Cathie Wood Roasts Your Legacy Dividend Portfolio: Fix the 3/10 Score
ASML.AS · NESN.SW · MC.PA · AZN.L
15 assets · 12.7% cash
Roasted by Nancy Pelosi
4.5/10Pelosi Slams Your 90% Healthcare Portfolio: Where Are the Semis?
XLV · LLY · NOVO-B.CO · UNH
15 assets · 7.6% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
4/10Druckenmiller: Why Your Apple-Heavy Berkshire Clone Lacks Macro Edge
AAPL · AXP · BAC · KO
10 assets · 7.1% cash
Roasted by Nancy Pelosi
4/10Pelosi Roasts 4/10 Portfolio: Too Much Gold and Not Enough US Tech
VOO · EUNL.DE · TLT · BRK-B
10 assets · 5.2% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
4/10Buffett Roasts This 4/10 Portfolio: Too High on Emerging Market Risk
EMB · INDA · TSM · MELI
14 assets · 4.6% cash
Roasted by Nancy Pelosi
3/10Pelosi Rejects Your Crypto Bets: Why Tech Anchors Beat Speculation
BTC-USD · ETH-USD · SOL-USD · MSTR
14 assets · 2.7% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6/10Buffett’s Verdict: Stop Chasing Yield in Over-Concentrated REITs
VNQ · PE-INFRASTRUCTURE · NEE · XLU
12 assets · 5.4% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3/10Druckenmiller Warns: Your Overlapping Tech and Crypto Bets Are Sinking
NVDA · MSFT · SMH · ASML.AS
15 assets · 3.9% cash
Roasted by Cathie Wood
6.5/10Wood Roasts Your Green Portfolio: Turn a 6.5 Score into High Growth
ICLN · NEE · TSLA · LIT
12 assets · 5.8% cash
Roasted by Cathie Wood
2/10Wood Roasts Your Index-Heavy Portfolio: Stop Investing in the Past
VT · TLT · TIPS · VOO
10 assets · 3.4% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
8/10Buffett’s Review of Income Harvest: Strong Moats vs. Yield Traps
SCHD · BND · JPM · JNJ
14 assets · 2.5% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6/10Buffett Roasts a 6/10 Asia-Pacific Portfolio Heavy on Tech Risk
2330.TW · 005930.KS · 0700.HK · BHP.AX
15 assets · 1.7% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3/10Druckenmiller Slams This 93% Healthcare Bet as a Macro Disaster
NOVO-B.CO · LLY · UNH · AZN.L
16 assets · 2.1% cash
Portfolio roasts — frequently asked questions
What is a portfolio roast?
A portfolio roast is an AI-powered review of your investment portfolio written in the voice of a legendary investor. It analyzes your asset allocation, sector and geographic concentration, diversification, red flags, and competitive moats, then delivers a verdict scored out of 10 — across an introduction, deep analysis, red flags, and final verdict.
How much does a portfolio roast cost?
Nothing to start. Every account comes with a pool of AI analyses included, and a roast runs on that pool: no credit card, no subscription, and no brokerage account linking. You type in each holding's quantity (the buy price is optional) or import a statement from your broker, and get a full AI analysis you can share at a public URL. If you use the pool up, more AI is the one thing in PortfolioGlance you can pay for; tracking and analytics stay free.
Which investors can roast my portfolio?
Twelve legendary investor personas, each analyzing through their own philosophy: Warren Buffett (value investing), Stanley Druckenmiller (global macro), Cathie Wood (disruptive innovation), Nancy Pelosi (legislative alpha), Ray Dalio (macro / risk parity), Michael Burry (contrarian deep value), Jim Simons (quantitative), Michael Saylor (Bitcoin maximalism), Kevin O'Leary (cashflow & dividends), Bill Ackman (activist / concentrated), Peter Lynch (growth at a reasonable price), and Howard Marks (risk & market cycles). You can also pick one of six investing-style personas if you would rather be judged by a style than by a name.
Is my financial data private?
Yes. A roast never shows monetary amounts, only allocation percentages, asset classes, and tickers. You don't link a brokerage or bank account: you type in your holdings yourself or import a statement.