Portfolio roasts gallery
Legendary investors review real portfolios. Browse the latest roasts, then get one for yours.
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Roasted by Peter Lynch
Peter Lynch Roasts a 42% Gold Portfolio: Why Rocks Won't Be Tenbaggers
BGBL.AX · Gold · 0P00017844 · GOLDBEES.BO
13 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
4/10Buffett Roasts Your MSCI World Portfolio: Too Many Overlaps
WEXU.DE · IDWR.L · SYBJ.DE · 0E2B.IL
9 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Cathie Wood
6/10Cathie Wood Roasts Your 93% Concentrated Innovation Portfolio
CRCL · RXRX · RIVN · QS
4 assets · 12% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Warren Buffett Roasts Your 80 Percent Global ETF Portfolio Setup
VWRP · VAGS · CSH2
3 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Howard Marks
8/10Howard Marks Roasts Your Global Index Portfolio: 8/10 Score
VWRP · VAGS · IWFV · IGL5
5 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
5/10Stanley Druckenmiller Roasts Your Global ETF Portfolio Architecture
VWRP · VAGS · IWFV · IGL5
5 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Peter Lynch
7/10Peter Lynch Roasts a 7/10 Global ETF Portfolio: Parking Brake Error?
VWRP · VAGS · IWFV · IGL5
5 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Roasts Your New Global Portfolio: An 8/10 Blueprint
VWRP · VAGS · IWFV · IGL5
5 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Ray Dalio
6/10Ray Dalio Roasts Your 75/20/5 Portfolio: A Clean Machine with Flaws
VWRP · VAGS · IWFV · IGL5
5 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Ray Dalio
3/10Ray Dalio Roasts a 3/10 Portfolio with 508 Percent in Cricut
CRCT · CSGLDC.SW · CHDVD.SW · C001.DE
49 assets · 3.6% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Stanley Druckenmiller Roasts a European Portfolio: 0% Cash, 30 Holdings
CSGLDC.SW · CHDVD.SW · C001.DE · SPISI.SW
30 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
4/10Buffett Roasts a 4/10 Growth Portfolio Overstuffed With Gold and ETFs
CSGLDC.SW · CHDVD.SW · C001.DE · SPISI.SW
30 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
7/10Buffett Roasts Your 40-Stock Portfolio: Too Much Pepper, S&P Core
CSSPX.MI · XUSE.AS · CSNDX.SW · AAPL
43 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Kevin O'Leary
Kevin O'Leary Roasts a Casino Portfolio: Why CRCL and VIX Will Sink You
CRCL · RXRX · RIVN · KHC
6 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Nancy Pelosi
5/10Nancy Pelosi Roasts Your 27-Stock Tech-Heavy Portfolio Score: 5/10
NVDA · SCHX · AMD · VTV
27 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Jim Simons
3/10Simons: Your Nvidia-Heavy Portfolio Is Just a Statistical Coin Flip
NVDA · SCHX · AMD · VTV
27 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6/10Buffett Roasts Your 57-Stock Portfolio: Why Your ETF Zoo Is a Mess
VIIIX · VEIRX · FSMAX · TRSSX
78 assets · 0.5% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6/10Buffett Roasts a Tech-Heavy Portfolio: Why AI Hype Trumps the Moat
VWRP · META · HIMS · GRAB
15 assets · 8% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6/10Buffett Roasts a 6/10 Portfolio: S&P 500 Wisdom Meets Penny Stocks
IUSA.DE · WEXE · FMNB · ZVRA
13 assets · 0.3% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3/10Druckenmiller Roasts Your Tech-Heavy Portfolio: A 3/10 Macro Disaster
QQQ · VOO · MSFT · NOW
42 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6/10Buffett Roasts a Tech-Heavy Portfolio: No Margin of Safety
NVDA · VOO · MSFT · QQQM
11 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6/10Buffett Roasts a 30-Year-Old's Portfolio: 20% Cash Drag is Crazy
Fixed term deposit · VTI · Mutual fund · VXUS
8 assets · 20.4% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
5/10Buffett Roasts a 33% Cash Portfolio: Why Idle Money Kills Growth
Time Deposit · VOO · mutual fund · QQQ
10 assets · 20.4% cash
Roasted by Bill Ackman
4/10Bill Ackman Roasts a 4/10 Portfolio: Too Much Cash, No Conviction
Time Deposit · VOO · mutual fund · QQQ
10 assets · 20.4% cash
Roasted by Bill Ackman
3/10Bill Ackman Roasts a 3/10 Portfolio: Too Much Cash, Zero Conviction
Time Deposit · VOO · QQQ · VXUS
9 assets · 22.7% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
7/10Buffett Roasts a 7/10 Portfolio: Too Much Tech Overlap in VOO & QQQ
VOO · QQQ · VXUS · AVUV
8 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
4/10Buffett Roasts a Tech Heavyweight Portfolio: 4/10 Risk Warning
MPWR · NVDA · MU · ASML
29 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Michael Saylor
7.5/10Saylor Roasts a 54% MPWR Portfolio: Concentration or Chaos?
MPWR · NVDA · MU · ASML
29 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Michael Burry
2/10Burry Roasts a Tech-Heavy Portfolio: Why Your AI Bets Will Bleed
FXAIX · NVDA · AVGO · SMH
6 assets · 0.1% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3/10Druckenmiller Roasts a 3/10 Growth-Heavy Portfolio Setup
VIGAX · DTGRX · VGHAX · DGAGX
8 assets · 5.4% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
5/10Warren Buffett Roasts Your Concentrated 55% Meta Tech Stock Portfolio
META · ORCL · THRY · BTC
5 assets · 17.2% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
4/10Druckenmiller: Your Zero-Cash Tech Fetish Is a Recipe for Disaster
NVD.DE · UHS · MIGA.DU · APP
20 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6/10Buffett's Verdict: Why Your Simple Portfolio Misses the Income Mark
VT · BRK.B
2 assets · 50.2% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
4/10Buffett Roasts Your Junk Drawer Portfolio: Why 8 Funds Is Too Many
VIGAX · VGHAX · DTGRX · DGAGX
8 assets · 5.6% cash
Roasted by Nancy Pelosi
Pelosi Roasts Your Portfolio: Why Your Tech and Banking Bets Fall Short
INTC · HBAN · NU · F
16 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
5/10Sat…RA
AMZN · META · NVDA · NFLX
37 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
4/10Buffett Roasts Your Portfolio: The Great Income Generation Illusion
FXAIX · FDCPX · FSELX · SPAXX
12 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6/10Buffett: Why Your Tech-Heavy Portfolio Needs More Than Just Big Moats
QQQM · GOOGL · MA · META
13 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
4/10Buffett Roasts Your Tech-Heavy Portfolio: A Recipe for Confusion
FXAIX · FDCPX · FSELX · SPAXX
12 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
2/10Buffett: Why Your 94% Cash Hoard is Killing Your Long-Term Returns
AAPL
1 assets · 94.1% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
4/10Druckenmiller: Why Your Lazy VTI Strategy Is Just Financial Gambling
VTI · VXUS · BRKB · GOOGL
7 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Bill Ackman
4/10Ackman Roasts Your Diworsified Portfolio: Stop Renting the Market
META · VGT · GOOGL · GOOGL
31 assets · 8.8% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6.5/10Buffett's Verdict on Your ETF Soup: Why Less Is Often More
EQQQ · VUSA.L · VWRL.L · WINC
17 assets · 0.5% cash
Roasted by Kevin O'Leary
6.5/10Mr. Wonderful's Verdict: Why Your ETF Overlap Is Killing Returns
EQQQ · VUSA.L · VWRL.L · WINC
17 assets · 0.5% cash
Roasted by Michael Burry
3/10Burry's Verdict: Why Your Fund-Heavy Portfolio Is Built to Sink
SMT.L · LWDB.L · AGT.L · ATT.L
15 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
5/10Buffett Breaks Down Your Overly Complicated UK Investment Trust Setup
SMT.L · LWDB.L · AGT.L · ATT.L
15 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Jim Simons
6/10Simons Roasts Your 4-Asset Portfolio: Why Your Gold Bet Is Failing
$VT · $GLD · $KMLM · $BND
4 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Ray Dalio
7.5/10Ray Dalio Roast: Why Your All-Weather Machine Needs More Risk Parity
$VT · $GLD · $KMLM · $BND
4 assets · 0% cash
Portfolio roasts — frequently asked questions
What is a portfolio roast?
A portfolio roast is an AI-powered review of your investment portfolio written in the voice of a legendary investor. It analyzes your asset allocation, sector and geographic concentration, diversification, red flags, and competitive moats, then delivers a verdict scored out of 10 — across an introduction, deep analysis, red flags, and final verdict.
How much does a portfolio roast cost?
Nothing to start. Every account comes with a pool of AI analyses included, and a roast runs on that pool: no credit card, no subscription, and no brokerage account linking. You type in each holding's quantity (the buy price is optional) or import a statement from your broker, and get a full AI analysis you can share at a public URL. If you use the pool up, more AI is the one thing in PortfolioGlance you can pay for; tracking and analytics stay free.
Which investors can roast my portfolio?
Twelve legendary investor personas, each analyzing through their own philosophy: Warren Buffett (value investing), Stanley Druckenmiller (global macro), Cathie Wood (disruptive innovation), Nancy Pelosi (legislative alpha), Ray Dalio (macro / risk parity), Michael Burry (contrarian deep value), Jim Simons (quantitative), Michael Saylor (Bitcoin maximalism), Kevin O'Leary (cashflow & dividends), Bill Ackman (activist / concentrated), Peter Lynch (growth at a reasonable price), and Howard Marks (risk & market cycles). You can also pick one of six investing-style personas if you would rather be judged by a style than by a name.
Is my financial data private?
Yes. A roast never shows monetary amounts, only allocation percentages, asset classes, and tickers. You don't link a brokerage or bank account: you type in your holdings yourself or import a statement.