Portfolio roasts gallery
Legendary investors review real portfolios. Browse the latest roasts, then get one for yours.
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Roasted by Warren Buffett
4/10Buffett Roasts Your MSCI World Portfolio: Too Many Overlaps
WEXU.DE · IDWR.L · SYBJ.DE · 0E2B.IL
9 assets · 0% cash
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Warren Buffett Roasts Your 80 Percent Global ETF Portfolio Setup
VWRP · VAGS · CSH2
3 assets · 0% cash
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Buffett Roasts Your New Global Portfolio: An 8/10 Blueprint
VWRP · VAGS · IWFV · IGL5
5 assets · 0% cash
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4/10Buffett Roasts a 4/10 Growth Portfolio Overstuffed With Gold and ETFs
CSGLDC.SW · CHDVD.SW · C001.DE · SPISI.SW
30 assets · 0% cash
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7/10Buffett Roasts Your 40-Stock Portfolio: Too Much Pepper, S&P Core
CSSPX.MI · XUSE.AS · CSNDX.SW · AAPL
43 assets · 0% cash
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6/10Buffett Roasts Your 57-Stock Portfolio: Why Your ETF Zoo Is a Mess
VIIIX · VEIRX · FSMAX · TRSSX
78 assets · 0.5% cash
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6/10Buffett Roasts a Tech-Heavy Portfolio: Why AI Hype Trumps the Moat
VWRP · META · HIMS · GRAB
15 assets · 8% cash
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6/10Buffett Roasts a 6/10 Portfolio: S&P 500 Wisdom Meets Penny Stocks
IUSA.DE · WEXE · FMNB · ZVRA
13 assets · 0.3% cash
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6/10Buffett Roasts a Tech-Heavy Portfolio: No Margin of Safety
NVDA · VOO · MSFT · QQQM
11 assets · 0% cash
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6/10Buffett Roasts a 30-Year-Old's Portfolio: 20% Cash Drag is Crazy
Fixed term deposit · VTI · Mutual fund · VXUS
8 assets · 20.4% cash
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5/10Buffett Roasts a 33% Cash Portfolio: Why Idle Money Kills Growth
Time Deposit · VOO · mutual fund · QQQ
10 assets · 20.4% cash
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7/10Buffett Roasts a 7/10 Portfolio: Too Much Tech Overlap in VOO & QQQ
VOO · QQQ · VXUS · AVUV
8 assets · 0% cash
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4/10Buffett Roasts a Tech Heavyweight Portfolio: 4/10 Risk Warning
MPWR · NVDA · MU · ASML
29 assets · 0% cash
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5/10Warren Buffett Roasts Your Concentrated 55% Meta Tech Stock Portfolio
META · ORCL · THRY · BTC
5 assets · 17.2% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6/10Buffett's Verdict: Why Your Simple Portfolio Misses the Income Mark
VT · BRK.B
2 assets · 50.2% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
4/10Buffett Roasts Your Junk Drawer Portfolio: Why 8 Funds Is Too Many
VIGAX · VGHAX · DTGRX · DGAGX
8 assets · 5.6% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
5/10Sat…RA
AMZN · META · NVDA · NFLX
37 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
4/10Buffett Roasts Your Portfolio: The Great Income Generation Illusion
FXAIX · FDCPX · FSELX · SPAXX
12 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6/10Buffett: Why Your Tech-Heavy Portfolio Needs More Than Just Big Moats
QQQM · GOOGL · MA · META
13 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
4/10Buffett Roasts Your Tech-Heavy Portfolio: A Recipe for Confusion
FXAIX · FDCPX · FSELX · SPAXX
12 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
2/10Buffett: Why Your 94% Cash Hoard is Killing Your Long-Term Returns
AAPL
1 assets · 94.1% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6.5/10Buffett's Verdict on Your ETF Soup: Why Less Is Often More
EQQQ · VUSA.L · VWRL.L · WINC
17 assets · 0.5% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
5/10Buffett Breaks Down Your Overly Complicated UK Investment Trust Setup
SMT.L · LWDB.L · AGT.L · ATT.L
15 assets · 0% cash
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4/10Buffett Roasts Your Tech-Heavy Portfolio: Stop Swinging at Mirages
ADBE · NFLX · TTD · NKE
10 assets · 0% cash
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7/10Buffett Roasts Your Sensible Index Core and Speculative Tech Bets
VTI · VXUS · SPCX · QNT
8 assets · 0.5% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
3/103 Dangerous Concentration Traps Warren Buffett Found In Your Aerospace Bet
AVAV · JOBY · AIR.PA · PLTR
6 assets · 3.2% cash
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7.5/10Buffett's Verdict: Why Your Tech-Heavy Portfolio Needs Cash Now
VUAA · MSFT · GOOGL · AMD
19 assets · 0% cash
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5.5/10Buffett on Your Energy-Heavy Bet: Why 90% in Crude Is Playing with Fire
XOM · CVX · SHEL.L · ENB
8 assets · 7.1% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
5/10Why Buffett Says Your 60% Bond Allocation Will Kill Your Compounding
EDO · IUSQ · EDO i TOS · TOS
18 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
8/10Buffett on Your Income Snowball: Why 8/10 Is Still Not Quite Enough
DGRO · O · ABBV · VYM
10 assets · 4.2% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6.5/10Buffett’s Roast: Why Your Global Index Strategy Is Being Undermined
IUSQ · TPE · IS3N · CDR
14 assets · 4% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
1/10Why Buffett Calls Your 100% Bitcoin Portfolio a 1/10 Casino Gamble
BT
1 assets · 0% cash
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6.5/10Buffett's Verdict on This 6.5/10 Portfolio: Drop the Leveraged ETFs
VOO · QQQ · UPRO
3 assets · 0% cash
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5.5/10Buffett Slams This Zero-Cash, High-Tech Portfolio with a 5.5/10
MU · AMZN · META · MSFT
10 assets · 0% cash
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3/10Why Buffett Rates This Micron-Heavy Tech Portfolio a 3/10
MU · AMD · NVDA · CRM
7 assets · 0% cash
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8/10Why Buffett Graded This Tech-Heavy Portfolio an 8/10 Despite 0% Cash
VUAA · MSFT · GOOGL · AMD
19 assets · 0% cash
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4/10Buffett Slams This Clean Energy Portfolio: 4/10 Score and Tesla Risks
ICLN · NEE · ORSTED.CO · TSLA
14 assets · 3.6% cash
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6.5/10Buffett’s 6.5 Score for Your Asia-Heavy Tech and TSMC Portfolio
2330.TW · 005930.KS · 0700.HK · BHP.AX
15 assets · 5.3% cash
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5/10Buffett Roasts This Healthcare-Heavy Portfolio and Its 93% Sector Bet
XLV · LLY · NOVO-B.CO · UNH
15 assets · 6.8% cash
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5/10Buffett's Verdict: Why Your Emerging Markets Portfolio Is a 5/10 Mess
VWO · EEM · INDA · TSM
12 assets · 5.5% cash
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6/10Buffett Critiques a 6/10 Green Energy Portfolio Drowning in ETFs
ICLN · NEE · LIT · TSLA
13 assets · 4.7% cash
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6.5/10Buffett Critiques a 95% Asia Tech Portfolio: High Moats, High Risk
2330.TW · 005930.KS · 0700.HK · 7203.T
15 assets · 4.9% cash
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5/10Buffett's Verdict: Your Healthcare Bet and GLP-1 Hype Gets a 5/10
LLY · NOVO-B.CO · UNH · JNJ
13 assets · 3.3% cash
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6/10Buffett Roasts This Tech-Heavy Portfolio and its Crypto Rat Poison
MSFT · AAPL · NVDA · TSLA
15 assets · 6.2% cash
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5/10Buffett Roasts 81% Emerging Markets Bet and Bitcoin Speculation
EEM · TSM · INDA · MELI
13 assets · 8.9% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
6.5/10Buffett Critique: Great Moats in Asia but a Dangerous Lack of Cash
2330.TW · 005930.KS · EWJ · BHP.AX
12 assets · 3.6% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
4/10Buffett Roasts This 4/10 Portfolio: Too High on Emerging Market Risk
EMB · INDA · TSM · MELI
14 assets · 4.6% cash
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6/10Buffett’s Verdict: Stop Chasing Yield in Over-Concentrated REITs
VNQ · PE-INFRASTRUCTURE · NEE · XLU
12 assets · 5.4% cash
Portfolio roasts — frequently asked questions
What is a portfolio roast?
A portfolio roast is an AI-powered review of your investment portfolio written in the voice of a legendary investor. It analyzes your asset allocation, sector and geographic concentration, diversification, red flags, and competitive moats, then delivers a verdict scored out of 10 — across an introduction, deep analysis, red flags, and final verdict.
How much does a portfolio roast cost?
Nothing to start. Every account comes with a pool of AI analyses included, and a roast runs on that pool: no credit card, no subscription, and no brokerage account linking. You type in each holding's quantity (the buy price is optional) or import a statement from your broker, and get a full AI analysis you can share at a public URL. If you use the pool up, more AI is the one thing in PortfolioGlance you can pay for; tracking and analytics stay free.
Which investors can roast my portfolio?
Twelve legendary investor personas, each analyzing through their own philosophy: Warren Buffett (value investing), Stanley Druckenmiller (global macro), Cathie Wood (disruptive innovation), Nancy Pelosi (legislative alpha), Ray Dalio (macro / risk parity), Michael Burry (contrarian deep value), Jim Simons (quantitative), Michael Saylor (Bitcoin maximalism), Kevin O'Leary (cashflow & dividends), Bill Ackman (activist / concentrated), Peter Lynch (growth at a reasonable price), and Howard Marks (risk & market cycles). You can also pick one of six investing-style personas if you would rather be judged by a style than by a name.
Is my financial data private?
Yes. A roast never shows monetary amounts, only allocation percentages, asset classes, and tickers. You don't link a brokerage or bank account: you type in your holdings yourself or import a statement.