Portfolio roasts gallery
Brutally honest AI portfolio reviews in the voice of legendary investors. Browse the latest roasts — then unleash one on your own portfolio.
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Roasted by Warren Buffett
Sat…RA
37 assets · 0% cash
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Buffett Roasts Your Portfolio: The Great Income Generation Illusion
12 assets · 0% cash
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Buffett: Why Your Tech-Heavy Portfolio Needs More Than Just Big Moats
13 assets · 0% cash
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Buffett Roasts Your Tech-Heavy Portfolio: A Recipe for Confusion
12 assets · 0% cash
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Buffett: Why Your 94% Cash Hoard is Killing Your Long-Term Returns
1 assets · 94.1% cash
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Buffett's Verdict on Your ETF Soup: Why Less Is Often More
17 assets · 0.5% cash
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Buffett Breaks Down Your Overly Complicated UK Investment Trust Setup
15 assets · 0% cash
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Buffett Roasts Your Tech-Heavy Portfolio: Stop Swinging at Mirages
10 assets · 0% cash
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Buffett Roasts Your Sensible Index Core and Speculative Tech Bets
8 assets · 0.5% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
3 Dangerous Concentration Traps Warren Buffett Found In Your Aerospace Bet
6 assets · 3.2% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett's Verdict: Why Your Tech-Heavy Portfolio Needs Cash Now
19 assets · 0% cash
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Buffett on Your Energy-Heavy Bet: Why 90% in Crude Is Playing with Fire
8 assets · 7.1% cash
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Why Buffett Says Your 60% Bond Allocation Will Kill Your Compounding
18 assets · 0% cash
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Buffett on Your Income Snowball: Why 8/10 Is Still Not Quite Enough
10 assets · 4.2% cash
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Buffett’s Roast: Why Your Global Index Strategy Is Being Undermined
14 assets · 4% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Why Buffett Calls Your 100% Bitcoin Portfolio a 1/10 Casino Gamble
1 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett's Verdict on This 6.5/10 Portfolio: Drop the Leveraged ETFs
3 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Slams This Zero-Cash, High-Tech Portfolio with a 5.5/10
10 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Why Buffett Rates This Micron-Heavy Tech Portfolio a 3/10
7 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Why Buffett Graded This Tech-Heavy Portfolio an 8/10 Despite 0% Cash
19 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Slams This Clean Energy Portfolio: 4/10 Score and Tesla Risks
14 assets · 3.6% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett’s 6.5 Score for Your Asia-Heavy Tech and TSMC Portfolio
15 assets · 5.3% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Roasts This Healthcare-Heavy Portfolio and Its 93% Sector Bet
15 assets · 6.8% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett's Verdict: Why Your Emerging Markets Portfolio Is a 5/10 Mess
12 assets · 5.5% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Critiques a 6/10 Green Energy Portfolio Drowning in ETFs
13 assets · 4.7% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Critiques a 95% Asia Tech Portfolio: High Moats, High Risk
15 assets · 4.9% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett's Verdict: Your Healthcare Bet and GLP-1 Hype Gets a 5/10
13 assets · 3.3% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Roasts This Tech-Heavy Portfolio and its Crypto Rat Poison
15 assets · 6.2% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Roasts 81% Emerging Markets Bet and Bitcoin Speculation
13 assets · 8.9% cash
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Buffett Critique: Great Moats in Asia but a Dangerous Lack of Cash
12 assets · 3.6% cash
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Buffett Roasts This 4/10 Portfolio: Too High on Emerging Market Risk
14 assets · 4.6% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett’s Verdict: Stop Chasing Yield in Over-Concentrated REITs
12 assets · 5.4% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett’s Review of Income Harvest: Strong Moats vs. Yield Traps
14 assets · 2.5% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Roasts a 6/10 Asia-Pacific Portfolio Heavy on Tech Risk
15 assets · 1.7% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Eme…er
15 assets · 4.7% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett's 2/10 Verdict: Why This 67% Crypto Portfolio is Rat Poison
12 assets · 1.2% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett’s Verdict: Too Much Crypto Rat Poison and Not Enough Cash
13 assets · 5.5% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Critique: Why Your Speculative Green Energy Mix Scores a 5/10
12 assets · 4.8% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett’s Verdict: Why This 4/10 Portfolio Bets Against America
16 assets · 5.9% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Why Buffett Thinks Your 89% Asian Tech Portfolio Lacks a Safety Moat
15 assets · 6.5% cash
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Buffett’s 5/10 Verdict: Why Your Healthcare-Heavy Portfolio Is Risky
14 assets · 7.3% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett’s Verdict on ASML and LVMH: Stop Ignoring the American Engine
12 assets · 9.1% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Critiques a 97% Emerging Market Bet: Moats vs. High Risk
14 assets · 2.7% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Slams This 76% Crypto Portfolio: Ditch the Digital Rat Poison
10 assets · 1.7% cash
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Buffett’s 8/10 Roast: This Wide-Moat Dividend Portfolio Lacks Growth
13 assets · 4.7% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Warns: Your 95% Emerging Market Portfolio is Cliff Diving
13 assets · 4.3% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett's Verdict: Ditch the Employer Stock and Build a Cash Moat
22 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Warren Buffett
Buffett Roasts This Tech-Heavy Portfolio: A Speculative 3/10 Rating
14 assets · 5.6% cash
Portfolio roasts — frequently asked questions
What is a portfolio roast?
A portfolio roast is an AI-powered review of your investment portfolio written in the voice of a legendary investor. It analyzes your asset allocation, sector and geographic concentration, diversification, red flags, and competitive moats, then delivers a verdict scored out of 10 — across an introduction, deep analysis, red flags, and final verdict.
How much does a portfolio roast cost?
Nothing to start. Every account comes with a pool of AI analyses included, and a roast runs on that pool — no credit card, no subscription, and no brokerage account linking. You enter your holdings as allocation percentages and get a full AI analysis you can share at a public URL. If you use the pool up, more AI is the one thing in PortfolioGlance you can pay for; tracking and analytics stay free.
Which investors can roast my portfolio?
Twelve legendary investor personas, each analyzing through their own philosophy: Warren Buffett (value investing), Stanley Druckenmiller (global macro), Cathie Wood (disruptive innovation), Nancy Pelosi (legislative alpha), Ray Dalio (macro / risk parity), Michael Burry (contrarian deep value), Jim Simons (quantitative), Michael Saylor (Bitcoin maximalism), Kevin O'Leary (cashflow & dividends), Bill Ackman (activist / concentrated), Peter Lynch (growth at a reasonable price), and Howard Marks (risk & market cycles). You can also pick one of six investing-style personas if you would rather be judged by a style than by a name.
Is my financial data private?
Yes. A roast never shows monetary amounts — only allocation percentages, asset classes, and tickers. There is no brokerage or bank account linking; you enter holdings manually and stay in full control of your data.