Portfolio roasts gallery
Brutally honest AI portfolio reviews in the voice of legendary investors. Browse the latest roasts — then unleash one on your own portfolio.
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Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
74% in Three Assets: Druckenmiller Roasts Your Reckless Macro Bet
6 assets · 2.3% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller o Twoim portfelu: Za dużo ETF-ów i tylko 4/10
11 assets · 2.3% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller ocenia portfel z XTB: 100% w Polsce to ryzyko i 5/10
5 assets · 1.5% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Why Druckenmiller Thinks Your Euro-Heavy Quality Portfolio Is a 4.5/10
12 assets · 4.3% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Why Druckenmiller Scored This Tech-Heavy 3/10 Portfolio a Disaster
14 assets · 4.2% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Warns: This 73% REIT and Utility Bet is a Macro Trap
13 assets · 3.7% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams This Bond-Heavy 4/10 Portfolio for Hedging Too Much
9 assets · 6.2% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams Your 86% Europe Exposure as a Macro Disaster
12 assets · 3.8% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller on the Duration Trap: Stop Being Mediocre with VTI and TLT
10 assets · 5.8% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller: Why Your Apple-Heavy Berkshire Clone Lacks Macro Edge
10 assets · 7.1% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Warns: Your Overlapping Tech and Crypto Bets Are Sinking
15 assets · 3.9% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams This 93% Healthcare Bet as a Macro Disaster
16 assets · 2.1% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Why Druckenmiller Scored Your Apple and Berkshire Heavy Portfolio 4/10
12 assets · 3.1% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams This 3/10 Portfolio for Hedging Against Returns
9 assets · 5.7% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams This 3/10 Income Portfolio for Zero Asymmetry
12 assets · 3.4% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller on Why Your 96% Risk-On Tech Portfolio is a Liquidity Trap
14 assets · 4.3% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Crushes Euro-Heavy Portfolio: A 4.5/10 Macro Disaster
12 assets · 6.1% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Why Druckenmiller Hates Your 21% Sopra Steria Stake and Zero Cash
22 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller’s 2/10 Verdict: Why This Crypto-Heavy Portfolio is a Trap
12 assets · 8.2% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams European Home Bias: Why Your Granolas Stocks Will Fail
12 assets · 11.2% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller on Your Portfolio: Stop Shorting the Dollar with EM Tech
11 assets · 5.9% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Why Druckenmiller Rates Your 97% Tech & Crypto Portfolio a Brutal 3/10
19 assets · 2.8% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams Your Dividend Trap: Why Your 3/10 Score Matters
14 assets · 3.6% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams Your 58% Finance Bet and Heavy Buffett Home Bias
12 assets · 2.4% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Roasts Your European Museum: High Quality, Zero Macro
12 assets · 5.2% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams This 3/10 Income Strategy for Risky Rate Bets
11 assets · 5.8% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Roasts This 3.5/10 Healthcare Bet: GLP-1 Risks Exposed
13 assets · 3.7% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Why Druckenmiller Rejects This 91% Emerging Markets High-Tech Play
15 assets · 8.7% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Warns This 3/10 Rate-Sensitive REIT Portfolio is a Trap
15 assets · 5.5% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller: Why Your 96% Emerging Market Bet is a Macro Disaster
12 assets · 4.1% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams This 4/10 Green Energy Bet as a Rate-Driven Trap
14 assets · 3.2% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Why Druckenmiller Hates This 3/10 Rate-Sensitive Real Estate Portfolio
14 assets · 1.8% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Warns: Your Novo and LVMH Holdings Hide a Currency Trap
18 assets · 2.6% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Why Druckenmiller Rates This Finance-Heavy Buffett Mimicry a 4/10
14 assets · 5.7% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Why Druckenmiller Hates Your Leveraged Asia-Pacific Tech Bet
15 assets · 4.7% cash
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Druckenmiller Slams Tech-Heavy Portfolios for Ignoring Macro Risks
16 assets · 3.9% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller: Why Your Green Energy Portfolio is a High-Rate Death Trap
11 assets · 4.6% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams This 4/10 Macro Portfolio for Excess Beta Bloat
10 assets · 8.4% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Roasts This 3/10 Portfolio’s Excessive Crypto Risk
12 assets · 5.6% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams Risky Asia Tech Exposure and Currency Blindness
14 assets · 4.6% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller’s 4/10 Roast: Your Macro Portfolio Is a Closet Index
16 assets · 6.1% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams Your Buffett-Cloned Portfolio: Where is the Alpha?
10 assets · 2.4% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Critique: Why Your 95% EM Portfolio is a Liquidity Trap
13 assets · 4.6% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams This 3/10 Yield-Chasing Income Portfolio
12 assets · 4.2% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller Slams Your 3/10 Asian Tech Bet: Too Much Tail Risk
14 assets · 3.2% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Druckenmiller ocenia: masz 3/10. Za dużo polskich akcji i brak amunicji
33 assets · 2.2% cash
Portfolio roasts — frequently asked questions
What is a portfolio roast?
A portfolio roast is a free, AI-powered review of your investment portfolio written in the voice of a legendary investor. It analyzes your asset allocation, sector and geographic concentration, diversification, red flags, and competitive moats, then delivers a verdict scored out of 10 — across an introduction, deep analysis, red flags, and final verdict.
How much does a portfolio roast cost?
Nothing. Portfolio roasts are free — no credit card, no subscription, and no brokerage account linking. You enter your holdings as allocation percentages and get a full AI analysis you can share at a public URL.
Which investors can roast my portfolio?
Twelve legendary investor personas, each analyzing through their own philosophy: Warren Buffett (value investing), Stanley Druckenmiller (global macro), Cathie Wood (disruptive innovation), Nancy Pelosi (legislative alpha), Ray Dalio (macro / risk parity), Michael Burry (contrarian deep value), Jim Simons (quantitative), Michael Saylor (Bitcoin maximalism), Kevin O'Leary (cashflow & dividends), Bill Ackman (activist / concentrated), Peter Lynch (growth at a reasonable price), and Howard Marks (risk & market cycles).
Is my financial data private?
Yes. A roast never shows monetary amounts — only allocation percentages, asset classes, and tickers. There is no brokerage or bank account linking; you enter holdings manually and stay in full control of your data.