Portfolio roasts gallery
Legendary investors review real portfolios. Browse the latest roasts, then get one for yours.
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Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
5/10Stanley Druckenmiller Roasts Your Global ETF Portfolio Architecture
VWRP · VAGS · IWFV · IGL5
5 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
Stanley Druckenmiller Roasts a European Portfolio: 0% Cash, 30 Holdings
CSGLDC.SW · CHDVD.SW · C001.DE · SPISI.SW
30 assets · 0% cash
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3/10Druckenmiller Roasts Your Tech-Heavy Portfolio: A 3/10 Macro Disaster
QQQ · VOO · MSFT · NOW
42 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3/10Druckenmiller Roasts a 3/10 Growth-Heavy Portfolio Setup
VIGAX · DTGRX · VGHAX · DGAGX
8 assets · 5.4% cash
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4/10Druckenmiller: Your Zero-Cash Tech Fetish Is a Recipe for Disaster
NVD.DE · UHS · MIGA.DU · APP
20 assets · 0% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
4/10Druckenmiller: Why Your Lazy VTI Strategy Is Just Financial Gambling
VTI · VXUS · BRKB · GOOGL
7 assets · 0% cash
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3/10Druckenmiller: Why Your 3/10 Portfolio Is Built for Total Disaster
VWRP.L · ASTS · ENSI.L · WSML.L
12 assets · 0% cash
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3/1074% in Three Assets: Druckenmiller Roasts Your Reckless Macro Bet
HOOD · SE · BTC-USD · SQ
6 assets · 2.3% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
4/10Druckenmiller o Twoim portfelu: Za dużo ETF-ów i tylko 4/10
V80A.DE · IWDA · ROS0530 · EDO0535
11 assets · 2.3% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
5/10Druckenmiller ocenia portfel z XTB: 100% w Polsce to ryzyko i 5/10
XTB.WA · ASB · INPT · KRU
5 assets · 1.5% cash
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4.5/10Why Druckenmiller Thinks Your Euro-Heavy Quality Portfolio Is a 4.5/10
ASML.AS · MC.PA · SAP.DE · OR.PA
12 assets · 4.3% cash
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3/10Why Druckenmiller Scored This Tech-Heavy 3/10 Portfolio a Disaster
QQQ · NVDA · MSFT · BTC-USD
14 assets · 4.2% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3/10Druckenmiller Warns: This 73% REIT and Utility Bet is a Macro Trap
PE-INFRASTRUCTURE · VNQ · PLD · O
13 assets · 3.7% cash
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4/10Druckenmiller Slams This Bond-Heavy 4/10 Portfolio for Hedging Too Much
VTI · BND · VXUS · TLT
9 assets · 6.2% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3/10Druckenmiller Slams Your 86% Europe Exposure as a Macro Disaster
MC.PA · NOVO-B.CO · NESN.SW · EUNL.DE
12 assets · 3.8% cash
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4/10Druckenmiller on the Duration Trap: Stop Being Mediocre with VTI and TLT
VTI · TLT · VXUS · AGG
10 assets · 5.8% cash
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4/10Druckenmiller: Why Your Apple-Heavy Berkshire Clone Lacks Macro Edge
AAPL · AXP · BAC · KO
10 assets · 7.1% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3/10Druckenmiller Warns: Your Overlapping Tech and Crypto Bets Are Sinking
NVDA · MSFT · SMH · ASML.AS
15 assets · 3.9% cash
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3/10Druckenmiller Slams This 93% Healthcare Bet as a Macro Disaster
NOVO-B.CO · LLY · UNH · AZN.L
16 assets · 2.1% cash
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4/10Why Druckenmiller Scored Your Apple and Berkshire Heavy Portfolio 4/10
AAPL · BRK-B · AXP · KO
12 assets · 3.1% cash
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3/10Druckenmiller Slams This 3/10 Portfolio for Hedging Against Returns
VOO · AGG · TLT · VXUS
9 assets · 5.7% cash
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3/10Druckenmiller Slams This 3/10 Income Portfolio for Zero Asymmetry
SCHD · VIG · AGG · LQD
12 assets · 3.4% cash
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3.5/10Druckenmiller on Why Your 96% Risk-On Tech Portfolio is a Liquidity Trap
QQQ · NVDA · MSFT · AAPL
14 assets · 4.3% cash
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4.5/10Druckenmiller Crushes Euro-Heavy Portfolio: A 4.5/10 Macro Disaster
NOVO-B.CO · ASML.AS · MC.PA · SAP.DE
12 assets · 6.1% cash
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3/10Why Druckenmiller Hates Your 21% Sopra Steria Stake and Zero Cash
ESE · SOP · GOOGL · MA
22 assets · 0% cash
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2/10Druckenmiller’s 2/10 Verdict: Why This Crypto-Heavy Portfolio is a Trap
BTC-USD · ETH-USD · SOL-USD · MSTR
12 assets · 8.2% cash
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3/10Druckenmiller Slams European Home Bias: Why Your Granolas Stocks Will Fail
NOVO-B.CO · ASML.AS · NESN.SW · MC.PA
12 assets · 11.2% cash
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4/10Druckenmiller on Your Portfolio: Stop Shorting the Dollar with EM Tech
EEM · MELI · 2330.TW · 0700.HK
11 assets · 5.9% cash
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3/10Why Druckenmiller Rates Your 97% Tech & Crypto Portfolio a Brutal 3/10
NVDA · MSFT · AAPL · GOOGL
19 assets · 2.8% cash
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3/10Druckenmiller Slams Your Dividend Trap: Why Your 3/10 Score Matters
SCHD · BND · VIG · LQD
14 assets · 3.6% cash
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3.5/10Druckenmiller Slams Your 58% Finance Bet and Heavy Buffett Home Bias
BRK-B · AAPL · AXP · BAC
12 assets · 2.4% cash
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5/10Druckenmiller Roasts Your European Museum: High Quality, Zero Macro
ASML.AS · NOVO-B.CO · NESN.SW · OR.PA
12 assets · 5.2% cash
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3/10Druckenmiller Slams This 3/10 Income Strategy for Risky Rate Bets
SCHD · LQD · AGG · O
11 assets · 5.8% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3.5/10Druckenmiller Roasts This 3.5/10 Healthcare Bet: GLP-1 Risks Exposed
XLV · LLY · NOVO-B.CO · UNH
13 assets · 3.7% cash
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4/10Why Druckenmiller Rejects This 91% Emerging Markets High-Tech Play
VWO · TSM · INDA · TCEHY
15 assets · 8.7% cash
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3/10Druckenmiller Warns This 3/10 Rate-Sensitive REIT Portfolio is a Trap
PLD · PE-INFRASTRUCTURE · O · NEE
15 assets · 5.5% cash
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4/10Druckenmiller: Why Your 96% Emerging Market Bet is a Macro Disaster
TSM · EEM · MELI · RELIANCE.NS
12 assets · 4.1% cash
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4/10Druckenmiller Slams This 4/10 Green Energy Bet as a Rate-Driven Trap
ICLN · NEE · TSLA · LIT
14 assets · 3.2% cash
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3/10Why Druckenmiller Hates This 3/10 Rate-Sensitive Real Estate Portfolio
VNQ · PE-INFRASTRUCTURE · PLD · NEE
14 assets · 1.8% cash
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3/10Druckenmiller Warns: Your Novo and LVMH Holdings Hide a Currency Trap
NOVO-B.CO · MC.PA · ASML.AS · NESN.SW
18 assets · 2.6% cash
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4/10Why Druckenmiller Rates This Finance-Heavy Buffett Mimicry a 4/10
AAPL · BRK-B · BAC · AXP
14 assets · 5.7% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3/10Why Druckenmiller Hates Your Leveraged Asia-Pacific Tech Bet
2330.TW · 005930.KS · 0700.HK · EWJ
15 assets · 4.7% cash
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3/10Druckenmiller Slams Tech-Heavy Portfolios for Ignoring Macro Risks
MSFT · NVDA · AAPL · BTC-USD
16 assets · 3.9% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3.5/10Druckenmiller: Why Your Green Energy Portfolio is a High-Rate Death Trap
ICLN · NEE · SOLAR-PROJECT · TSLA
11 assets · 4.6% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
4/10Druckenmiller Slams This 4/10 Macro Portfolio for Excess Beta Bloat
VT · VOO · TLT · GLD
10 assets · 8.4% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
3/10Druckenmiller Roasts This 3/10 Portfolio’s Excessive Crypto Risk
BTC-USD · ETH-USD · MSTR · SOL-USD
12 assets · 5.6% cash
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3/10Druckenmiller Slams Risky Asia Tech Exposure and Currency Blindness
TSM · 005930.KS · EWJ · 0700.HK
14 assets · 4.6% cash
Roasted by Stanley Druckenmiller
4/10Druckenmiller’s 4/10 Roast: Your Macro Portfolio Is a Closet Index
EUNL.DE · VOO · EMIM.L · BNDX
16 assets · 6.1% cash
Portfolio roasts — frequently asked questions
What is a portfolio roast?
A portfolio roast is an AI-powered review of your investment portfolio written in the voice of a legendary investor. It analyzes your asset allocation, sector and geographic concentration, diversification, red flags, and competitive moats, then delivers a verdict scored out of 10 — across an introduction, deep analysis, red flags, and final verdict.
How much does a portfolio roast cost?
Nothing to start. Every account comes with a pool of AI analyses included, and a roast runs on that pool: no credit card, no subscription, and no brokerage account linking. You type in each holding's quantity (the buy price is optional) or import a statement from your broker, and get a full AI analysis you can share at a public URL. If you use the pool up, more AI is the one thing in PortfolioGlance you can pay for; tracking and analytics stay free.
Which investors can roast my portfolio?
Twelve legendary investor personas, each analyzing through their own philosophy: Warren Buffett (value investing), Stanley Druckenmiller (global macro), Cathie Wood (disruptive innovation), Nancy Pelosi (legislative alpha), Ray Dalio (macro / risk parity), Michael Burry (contrarian deep value), Jim Simons (quantitative), Michael Saylor (Bitcoin maximalism), Kevin O'Leary (cashflow & dividends), Bill Ackman (activist / concentrated), Peter Lynch (growth at a reasonable price), and Howard Marks (risk & market cycles). You can also pick one of six investing-style personas if you would rather be judged by a style than by a name.
Is my financial data private?
Yes. A roast never shows monetary amounts, only allocation percentages, asset classes, and tickers. You don't link a brokerage or bank account: you type in your holdings yourself or import a statement.